Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Wise words
Almost every day I read my horoscope. Usually it's all nonsense of course. Like yesterday, it said it was a lucky day and I could rest and take it easy, while I had an exam.
The exam was rather depressing, too hard and with mean trick questions, so I didn't enjoy yesterday all that much! Horoscopes are stupid.
But I think it wouldn't harm anyone if horoscopes were more like general wisdom. I would much rather read a clever phrase every day, than have some fortune teller predict my future wrongly. (Like the hint/tip when logging in on WoW, for the nerds.)
Soon my website will be featuring such a device, I think. It would monthly pick some phrases from it's database and assign them to signs, or something. Maybe I wont use horoscope signs though (pisces, ares, etc.) but make up my own system. It will be fun building it and putting wise words in it's database.
Any suggestions for wise words are welcome, preferably in English. I was thinking along the lines of Mark Twain quotes, bathroom tiles, lyrics, small poems, etc... posted by Marian @ 9:24 AM 8 comments
8 Comments:
Het leven is als een pijpkaneel, ieder zuigt eraan en krijgt zijn deel.
- Onbekende dichter
"Het leven is een sleets prieel, men babbelt wat maar zegt niet veel."
In het restaurant des levens
Eet niemand a la carte
* Organised crime; now it's time to wait for the police to follow suit.
* People who wouldn't hurt a fly are just too slow.
* He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
* You may smoke here, but please do not exhale.
* If the music is too old, you are too young.
* If the drinks are too big, you are too small.
* If the drinks are too strong, you are too weak.
Confucius
* Man who stands on toilet it high on pot
* Man who drops watch in toilet has shitty time.
* Man who walks through airport sideways is going to bankok.
* War do not determine who right, war determine who left.
* Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent
* Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
* Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.
* Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
* Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
* Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
* Man with one chopstick go hungry
* He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
This is the only way I can contact you since you have abandoned us on Tibia. Have you heard from Narekup at all? I havent talked to him in nearly a year. I hope hes still alive (seriously ;\)
/Duppy
I'm sure he is, dupps. He is on msn sometimes.
Miss you too.
/Sapps
Banished: until May 08 2007, 09:56:41 CEST because of offensive statement
Duppy..??? Have you been harrassing the gm's again? :/
LOLLLLllLLlLLll
Harrassed Customer Support this time over the namelocking of my character after 5 years of playing.
Come back to Tibia we miss you too!
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